Are you
coming down from your Super Bowl hangover
yet? Well fellas you better, cus it's time
to start trolling for roses or you’ll be
riding solo real soon. She sat through
that game with you and watched her "man"
regress by 20 years. In front of company and
now you owe her. If you’re a boxing fan
you’re waiting for Fernando Montiel and
Nonito Donaire to get it on pondering if
Boxing will EVER generate 74% of eyeballs
like the Super Bowl. Let me help you with
that, boxing is still trying to generate 3
million PPV’s with Tecate and a couple of
Airlines pitching in sponsorship checks.
So uhmm, that would be no. We’d be lucky
if we can get one of our "superstars" in a
Super Bowl commercial, since making TWO
guys "huge" is our overall game plan for
the next two years. Warning; this column
will always take subtle, overt and often
irreverent shots at how boxing is run as a
business and the axis of evil that runs
it. However (Steven A. Smith voice) I
loves me some boxing, just like you, but my
gloves are loaded because I know no other
way to be. So dip in water and let the
plaster of Paris harden, I got work to do.
Sergio "Nomora"
After
earning an undeserved draw against Shane
Mosley boxing's American Idol took another
nose dive dropping a 10 rounder to Brian
Vera last Friday night. What can I say,
the bout was entertaining by FNF standards
and Mora was clearly outworked by the
Texan. Luckily for him he’s under the
Golden Boy banner and he will inexplicably
surface somewhere he isn’t supposed to be
sometime real soon. Maybe it's time for
Cameron Dunkin to realize there’s no more
long term "star" agenda for Mora and
Pavlik so it might be wise to match them
on the Mosley/Pacquiao under card. Poor
Brian Vera will probably get shut out of a
rematch and word has it Pavlik wants no
part of him. I would love to see James
Kirkland move up to 160lbs. and give the
guy a respectable paycheck from HBO. Maybe
all four of this pool can create a climate
where Alfred Angulo will finally find it
"worth his while" to come out and play.
Lord knows none of these guys want any
part of Sergio Martinez and Paul Williams.
The sad part is if we can get action
filled match-ups we’ll turn a blind eye to
the pound for pound great dying on the
vine. It happens all the time, there have
been better fighters than Martinez that
were sacrificed at the altar of "business"
and make believe -that’s boxing.
Anderson
Silva and the Front Kick.
You’ll
rarely see and MMA commentary this high in
my column but what Anderson Silva did at
UFC 126 is a rare exception. MMA’s version
of Mayweather Silva is often rebuked by
commish/meathead Dana White for not giving
people what they want. Whenever you here
anyone connected with a combat sport talk
about giving people what they want it’s
usually directed at a fighter of color who
is too talented to be hit. Keep in mind
last Saturday’s kick wasn’t of the caliber
of Roy Jones’s "no hands" left hook
because Victor Belfort is an elite
fighter. I can’t remember the clown Roy
pulled his And 1 boxing move off against.
For nearly five minutes Silva circled his
prey; obviously not giving people what
they want, looked down at his feet and
drove a front kick through to Belforts
chin knocking him cold. It was the
equivalent of Mayweather knocking Pacquiao
out with a stiff single jab. I watched it
several times and laughed at how it
reminded me of some bad cop movie from the
80’s when a cop kicks down a front door.
The story got even more bizarre when it
was revealed Silva learned the kick from
Steven Seagal; a 1980’s action film
badass. Never mind the fact that Seagal
was the real deal as a fighter and
actually found his way in films through
combat sports. The point is the kick
looked like something Seagal learned on a
film set, not a dojo "40 years ago."
The moral of the
story; mass exposure (and success) in one
arena can strip you of all credibility you
earned in another. Older boxers should
take heed, when you become a punch line
longer than you were great-the punch line
assumes your identity and becomes you.
"King"
Khan in regal position
Amir Khan
is on the precipice of big things, really
big things. Young enough, and accomplished
enough, he's positioned to reap the
benefits of father times impending defeat
of Pacquiao and Mayweather to start his
own legacy. He can either beat one of them
down the road or sit back like Aaron
Rogers and wait his turn. Tim Bradley is
in the cards for later this year and I
presume by then even as challenger he’ll
be in the promotional driver’s seat. His
opponent for April 16th at sold
out MEN Arena will be Paul McClosky, and
he was in the position to shun Breidis
Prescott despite HBO’s wishes. Revenge is
for fighters on the slide, rarely do
fighters entering the major tax brackets
worry about slip ups that weren’t widely
viewed in the US. Kahn is a boxing star in
training and he’s obviously made it clear
that revenge is a business and homeboy
(Prescott) has yet to make it "good
business." About that who April thing with
Paul McClosky, I did a little homework and
he’s not a soft touch. The European
Commonwealth champ is a slick southpaw
with a good jab and great defensive
instincts. Across the pond his rep is that
of a practitioner of the sweet science and
he won’t be there for Khans jab. Freddie
Roach will have to focus on patience and
breaking the kid down to the body, the one
thing Khan can count on is unlike most
slick guys McClosky isn’t quick footed.
McClosky’s camp see Khans temple as a soft
spot not his chin, but I don’t think Paul
has the power to test that theory. At some
point I see Kahn doing the job and
gobbling up the southpaw and more of the
European Market share. I sure hope Bradley
is loaded up on frequent flyer miles, he
may have avoided ‘The Lou" (St. Louis) but
he will be traveling abroad to defend
his title.
Bradley may have to get in line under the
Golden Boy banner and take a few pictures
with Ricky Hatton (Hatton Promotions) to
make this whole thing happen.
More
Sugar Shane "crazy talk"
Let me
make myself perfectly clear... I’m a Sugar
Shane guy and I don’t feel the need to
tout my credentials. But I will.
I once received an email directly
from Jin Mosley complimenting me on how I
portrayed her then husband in one of my
articles. Remember it was this brotha who
wrote just last year that Shane would push
Floyd Mayweather and check that chin. I
just didn’t know that it would last all of
one punch. What I saw last year was
disturbing and trust me it won’t get any
better from there. Part of crossing the
aisle and being a pawn in this Top Rank/
Golden Boy feud is a CBS infused deal that
requires Shane to run his mouth even more
than 24/7 required. I’ll bet certain
sites, in exchange for access will trumpet
the same mantra to propagandize one of the
most hyped fights in the modern era. Don’t
get me wrong, I am a fan of those sites
but the big picture is by not calling a
spade a spade we are helping boxing
sell a farce to people that are not as
forgiving as we are.
I won’t
back off on this one, there’s only one
Bernard Hopkins and even he got dropped
and fought to a draw a kid he would have
destroyed 10 years ago. Now Shane (on said
website) is framing his message to the
fans like this; Manny’s a really busy
fighter that likes to mix it up and I can
catch him. What older fighters can’t deal
with is speed, Mayweather proved that, but
the thing that burst old pipes is pressure
and a fast pace-Manny has both. What bugs
me the most about the older fighters that
hang on is what I mentioned earlier,
string enough of these together and
perception takes over. Promoters and money
men take advantage of fighters who for one
reason or another are caught in the unholy
matrix of chasing immortality-something
ironically accomplished between the ages
25-32. We have every right to question
this bout because from my vantage point
the man that beats Pacquiao will absorb
career altering punishment in return.
Freddie
Roach says it will be Manny’s toughest
test, but here’s a prop bet for Bodog.com.
What are the odds Freddie says post fight
"I knew if we put pressure on him and use
our speed it would be easy because Shane
is past it". You could get rich on that
one playboy.
And
meanwhile, as Pacquiao is becoming more
HUGE
Congressman Pacquiao is due to meet the
leader of the free world President Barrack
Obama in the next week or so. This meet
and greet is in exchange for hitting the
bricks to assure Harry "How ya like me
now?" Reid was able to fend off Tea Party
crazy lady Sharon Engle last November.
With tickets for Pacquiao vs. Mosley are
one fire the plan is obviously to move the
Filipino into planets uninhabited by even
the Golden Boy. However, doesn’t it seem
weird that the guy who was president of
the Harvard Law Review is constantly under
intellectual attack and the boxer is
widely unchallenged? Maybe Manny can bring
Freddie Roach to tighten up the tall
southpaw's jab and defense; I’ll bet after
some time at the Wildcard nobody calls him
a liar on the floor of Congress.
Shannon
Briggs shorted on Klitschko Bout
You would
think that after a guy lays his ass and
long-term health on the line for an ESPN3
audience the promoter would have the
decency to pay him. If Shannon were
anything less than a warrior he would have
found a way out of that bout but he stayed
in there no matter how futile his chances.
After the bout, the New Yorker was rushed
to the hospital, and it is protocol for
the promoter to have purchased insurance
for such cases. Not only did "K2
Promotions" not cover the stay but they
took it out of his purse a promised $
750,000 leaving him with $25,000! So let
me get this straight, Briggs literally got
his career shortened for peanuts and you
wonder why American fighters are leery of
European fights. Ever notice American
fighters with any kind of power stay far
away form these guys? and I always figured
it was just the judging. There’s plenty of
ways to reach out to Shannon on all social
media platforms to offer help and protest
against the way he was treated. Hopefully
this will shed a little light on why David
Haye is in no rush to step in there with
either Ukrainian. Americans love to pop
off about their style, and that’s one
thing; but actually being in there getting
pole axed by one of them is another.
Haye's brain thrusts know he’ll have to
"cash out" with a Klitschko because he
won’t be the same man afterwards.
Just two
Rich Guys chillin at the Super Bowl?
When you
think about the number of celebs Jerry
Jones had in that box and the number of
people now suing his ass don’t it make you
wonder?. Do you find it a coincidence that
Jerry Jones would invite Floyd Mayweather
and his new road dawg Bob Arum? Mayweather
vs. Pacquiao is what Jerry truly covets
and last year and he’ll be willing to let
Manny fight any clown in his joint just to
stay close to the fire. Rich guys plant
the seeds for projects while hanging out,
if they didn’t high earners wouldn’t give
a damn about golf. The picture says it
all, even Bob Arum said what we all know
which is socializing can go a long way
toward humanizing a perceived adversary. I
believe they didn’t talk boxing (it’s the
Super Bowl!) but you can’t tell me Floyd's
smile wasn’t broadened by the thought of
115 million potential homes seeing his
face this fall. Oscar De La Hoya smirked
but it was the visage of a negligent
spouse who thinks his woman who is "out
with the girls" ain't going nowhere.
Mayweather's allegiance to Golden Boy and
HBO is well stated and about as strong as Carmelo Anthony’s to the Denver Nuggets.
Stealing
the last Round
You may have your issues with Teddy Atlas,
but I would love to see him in a
futuristic boxing universe as our first
commissioner. ESPN allows him to say what
he feels and he says it with the
conviction of Rex Ryan and you’re tough as
nails uncle who has more life experience
in his pinky than you. Calling out HBO for
giving Devon Alexander and Tim Bradley
$1.25 million "gimme" bouts DID contribute
to Alexander’s willingness to just pack it
in against Bradley. Keep your heads up for
the Strike force Heavyweight Tourney on
Showtime; big guys who come to fight will
hold you over until Montiel vs. Donaire
next week. Anybody see the new "Redemption
in America" banners spinning Evander's
recent quit job vs. Sherman Williams? The
Banners should say "Only in America, can
shit like this go down." Don King just
signed a Mexican Heavyweight and he’s
keeping him under wraps; closed work out
sessions and not one press release. If I
had more readers Oscar would have a man on
a plane with a briefcase of cash as you
read this. Speaking of GBP how about the
"Execution of Eric Morales" (that’s a good
promotion name huh) by Marcos Maidana they
got brewing over there? Fernando Vargas is
looking to return vs. "Sugar Poo" (I like
saying that) Buchanan sometime in April.
I’ll stick to the "Fight Night Champion"
version of Vargas debuting in the EA
sports video game in March. Didn’t Manny
look sinister in the first presser for the
Mosley fight? He should keep that look
Americans eat that stuff up. Oliver McCall
just got out of rehab and we all wish him
the best of luck. Big picture exposure
talk: Why aren’t active boxers with
substance abuse issues taking advantage of
Celebrity Rehab? You can humanize
yourself, get exposure and get better all
at the same time; think like the fame
whores who are all over the tube. If
skateboarders can do the damned show so
can boxers; why not Kelly Pavlik (if he
needs it again) and Johnny Tapia? After
watching two great guys like Pacquiao and
Mosley go through the motions in their
first presser admit it….you want Floyd on
that wall, and most of all, you
need Floyd on that wall. I’m
not even sure Floyd is a heel; I just know
he plays a great one on TV. Louis Collazo
is rotting on the vine, he’ll be free soon
and hopefully he’ll stop paying for his
exposure of Andre Berto.
Now get
me my water bottle, the one I mixed.